Only the 20ml pocket perfume is in stock.
The 100ml and 5ml sizes have sold out across the range while we restock. Anything marked sold out is on its way back.
20 scents available now
Not sure where to start?
Four steps that take the guesswork out of buying fragrance you cannot smell first.
Start from a scent you know
Every product names the designer fragrance that inspired it. Pick one you already wear and like, and you are choosing a direction rather than gambling.
Try the 5ml first
Skin chemistry changes a fragrance more than most people expect. Under four pounds to wear it for a week before you commit.
Carry the 20ml
Once you know it suits you, the flat pocket card is the one you will actually use. Up to 300 sprays, fits a back pocket.
Keep the 100ml at home
Best value per ml by a distance. About 29p per ml against roughly a pound for a designer bottle.
Every scent, three sizes.
The same eau de parfum in all three. Smaller, never weaker.
The cheapest way to find out whether a scent works on your skin.
- Around 50 sprays
- Same eau de parfum as the full bottle
The flat card that made the brand. Handbag, gym bag, glovebox, flight bag.
- Up to 300 sprays
- Cabin friendly, no leaks
The full bottle, and the best value per ml once you know your scent.
- Around 1,500 sprays
- Designer bottles start around £100
Still deciding? Start with a 5ml vial and put the money towards the full size later.
The same scent family. A very different receipt.
Here is exactly what you are and are not paying for.
| Feature | OursInsane Perfumes 100ml Intense eau de parfum | A designer bottle Typical high-street 100ml |
|---|---|---|
| Price for 100ml | £28.99 | £100 and up |
| Cost per ml | About 29p | About £1.00 |
| Concentration | Eau de parfum, Intense | Eau de parfum |
| Try before you commit | 5ml vial from £3.99 | A sample if you are lucky |
| Pocket size to carry | 20ml flat card, £6.99 | Rarely, and rarely cheap |
| Cruelty free and vegan | Always | Varies by brand |
| Money back if it is not for you | 30 days, opened is fine | Sealed returns only |
We are not associated with, endorsed by or affiliated to any designer house. Designer prices are typical UK high-street prices and vary.
Before you add to bag.
Are these the real designer fragrances?
No, and we would never say they were. Ours are our own eau de parfum formulations, blended to sit in the same scent family as fragrances you already know. We name the fragrance that inspired each one so you know what to expect. We have no association with, and are not endorsed by, any designer house.
How long does it last on skin?
Our Intense eau de parfum is built for all-day wear. Longevity varies with skin type, weather and where you spray, which is exactly why we sell 5ml vials.
Which size should I buy first?
If you have never smelled it, the 5ml vial. If you know the scent family and want something to carry, the 20ml card. If you already know it suits you, the 100ml is far better value per ml.
How much is delivery?
Free on UK orders over £50. Below that a flat standard rate is shown at checkout. Order before 2pm on a working day and it is dispatched the same day.
What if I do not like it?
Tell us within 30 days and we will refund it, even if the bottle is open. Fragrance is personal and we would rather you found one that suits you.