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Scents you know.
At prices you don't.

Designer-inspired eau de parfum, blended and bottled in the UK. 100ml bottles, 20ml pocket sprays and 5ml discovery vials.

From£6.99· 50 scents · free UK delivery over £50
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№46Pocket Perfume20ml · up to 300 sprays · £6.99
Free UK deliveryOn orders over £50
30-day guaranteeMoney back, no fuss
Cruelty free & veganPETA approved
Up to 300 spraysFrom one 20ml card
Stock update

Most of the range has sold out.

The 100ml bottles and 5ml vials have gone and are being blended now. The 20ml pocket perfume is in stock today in 20 scents, at £6.99 a card.

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Free UK delivery over £50

50 designer-inspired scents Free UK delivery over £50 Up to 300 sprays per pocket card 30-day money-back guarantee Cruelty free and vegan Blended and bottled in the UK

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Fifty scents across men's, women's and unisex, all in the same three sizes.

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In stock now

The ones you can actually buy.

The 100ml and 5ml sizes have sold out while we restock. These 20ml pocket perfumes are on the shelf today at £6.99 a card.

  • 20 scents in stock
  • Up to 300 sprays
  • Cabin friendly
  • £6.99 a card
№08Insane Perfumes No.08 20ml pocket perfume spray and box, inspired by Bleu
Bleu20ml pocket perfume £6.99
№47Insane Perfumes No.47 20ml pocket perfume spray and box, inspired by Fcking Fabulous
Fcking Fabulous20ml pocket perfume £6.99
№43Insane Perfumes No.43 20ml pocket perfume spray and box, inspired by Tobacco Vanille
Tobacco Vanille20ml pocket perfume £6.99
№45Insane Perfumes No.45 20ml pocket perfume spray and box, inspired by Ombre Leather
Ombre Leather20ml pocket perfume £6.99
№42Insane Perfumes No.42 20ml pocket perfume spray and box, inspired by Black Orchid
Black Orchid20ml pocket perfume £6.99
№32Insane Perfumes No.32 20ml pocket perfume spray and box, inspired by Coco Mademoiselle
Coco Mademoiselle20ml pocket perfume £6.99
№37Insane Perfumes No.37 20ml pocket perfume spray and box, inspired by Scandal
Scandal20ml pocket perfume £6.99
№25Insane Perfumes No.25 20ml pocket perfume spray and box, inspired by Olympea
Olympea20ml pocket perfume £6.99
See all 20 in stock

Free UK delivery over £50. 30 day money back guarantee.

Try it small. Or go straight in.

Every scent comes in three sizes, so you never have to buy a full bottle of something you have not smelled yet.

5ml
Discovery vial
£3.99£0.80 per ml

The cheapest way to find out whether a scent works on your skin.

  • Around 50 sprays
  • Same eau de parfum as the full bottle
Most popular
20ml
Pocket perfume
£6.99£0.35 per ml

The flat card that made the brand. Handbag, gym bag, glovebox, flight bag.

  • Up to 300 sprays
  • Cabin friendly, no leaks
100ml
Intense
£28.99£0.29 per ml

The full bottle, and the best value per ml once you know your scent.

  • Around 1,500 sprays
  • Designer bottles start around £100

Still deciding? Start with a 5ml vial and put the money towards the full size later.

The 20ml card that started it.

Insane Perfumes put pocket perfume on UK pharmacy and forecourt counters before most people had heard of it. It is the same eau de parfum we bottle at 100ml, in a flat card that slides into a pocket.

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20ml
Flat sprayFits a back pocket
300
SpraysWeeks of everyday wear
50
ScentsMen, women and unisex
£6.99
EachOr three for less than a designer sample

Rated excellent by people who wear it.

4.8 out of 5 from verified buyers on Trustpilot

My partner genuinely could not tell the difference from the original. It lasts all day on me too.
Sarah M.№41 Insane Rouge, 100mlVerified buyer
Keep the pocket one in my work bag. Two sprays after the gym and I am sorted. Already ordered three more.
Danyal K.№03 Voyage, 20ml pocketVerified buyer
Ordered Tuesday night, wearing it Thursday. For seven pounds I did not expect it to be this good.
Aisha R.№48 Love Cherry, 20ml pocketVerified buyer

Already on counters. Want it on yours?

Insane Perfumes has sold through pharmacies, forecourts and independents since 2022. Trade pricing, counter-top display stands and free testers for retailers who want a fragrance range that actually turns over.

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2022
Trading sincePocket perfume pioneers in the UK
50
Scents in rangeMen, women and unisex
72
Piece display standsCounter-top, with free testers
3
Sizes per scent5ml, 20ml and 100ml